“Hipster-friendly explorer. Award-winning coffee fanatic. Analyst. Problem solver. Troublemaker.”
If you’re having the worst week ever, just remember…
1.
The one whose pizza appears to have encountered a supermassive black hole:
2.
The person who will now receive the super nutrition:
3.
The person who got some delicious dry bread:
4.
The one who is often mistaken for a rabbit:
5.
The guy whose iced tea is an absolute joke:
6.
The one who will sneeze until the cows come home:
7.
Someone who may want to consider some alternative nail colors:
8.
The person who will forever be trapped behind this truck:
9.
A person who faced a fate worse than death:
10.
The person who got a very special filling inside the chocolate:
11.
The one who was kind enough to share his cover with a neighboring fly:
12.
The person whose air conditioner was working completely overtime:
13.
The person who will be burned at the stake 500 years ago because of this demon:
14.
The person who betrayed them is Felfa:
15.
The person who just discovered a new species:
16.
The person whose speaker is not permitted to speak further:
18.
And the person whose sense of taste has tasted things… terrible things:
“Hipster-friendly explorer. Award-winning coffee fanatic. Analyst. Problem solver. Troublemaker.”
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